Ahoy, all you brave souls who dare to laugh on the wild side! Get ready to set sail on a comedy adventure like no other, with "A Boatload of Seamen." Written by the fearless humor maverick Jack M. Offman and illustrated by the sassy Anita V. Gina, this is your one-way ticket to the carnival of chuckles. But beware, my friends, reading this to the kiddos might just get you a spot on the "Actually Canceled" list! Picture this: a city as lively as your favorite stand-up club. And there struts little Sally, a "full of glee". ...
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Ahoy, all you brave souls who dare to laugh on the wild side! Get ready to set sail on a comedy adventure like no other, with "A Boatload of Seamen." Written by the fearless humor maverick Jack M. Offman and illustrated by the sassy Anita V. Gina, this is your one-way ticket to the carnival of chuckles. But beware, my friends, reading this to the kiddos might just get you a spot on the "Actually Canceled" list! Picture this: a city as lively as your favorite stand-up club. And there struts little Sally, a "full of glee". But don't let that innocent cover fool you - this "children's book" has more double entendres than a dad joke convention. It's like a secret comedy club that you can't un-see. From a truckload of cats that'll leave you giggling to a carful of mice that'll raise eyebrows like a surprise punchline, this tale's just warming up. And let's not forget the "playful bananas on a tree" - yeah, we all know where that's headed. This is no mere children's story; it's a comedic caper for the grown-up crowd. But hold onto your hats - the plot thickens with the introduction of the grand finale: a "boatload of seamen." And no, we ain't talking about sailors, folks. We're talking about innuendos so big, they've got their own zip code. And here's a taste of the laughs waiting for you: "A comedic masterpiece that takes 'playful bananas' to a whole new level!" - Chuckles Monthly "Prepare to laugh till your sides ache - then laugh some more, you cheeky rascals!" - Abraham L. "A raunchy romp through the sea of comedy, leaving no innuendo unturned!" - Taylor S. . But remember, we're cruising the wild world of "Cancelled Children's Books," so if you're easily scandalized, consider yourself warned. This isn't your typical bedtime story - it's more like a stand-up set with illustrations that'll have you snorting with laughter. - John C. So put on your comedy hats, tighten your belt (because you'll be laughing your pants off), and get ready for a bellyful of chuckles. "A Boatload of Seamen" isn't just a book - it's a sidesplitting symphony that'll have you rolling on the floor, laughing and gasping for air.
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Gina, Anita V. Fine. Trade paperback (US). Glued binding. 28 p. Cancelled Children's Books. In Stock. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Brand New, Perfect Condition, allow 4-14 business days for standard shipping. To Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. protectorate, P.O. box, and APO/FPO addresses allow 4-28 business days for Standard shipping. No expedited shipping. All orders placed with expedited shipping will be cancelled. Over 3, 000, 000 happy customers.
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Gina, Anita V. New. Trade paperback (US). Glued binding. 28 p. Cancelled Children's Books. In Stock. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Brand New, Perfect Condition, allow 4-14 business days for standard shipping. To Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. protectorate, P.O. box, and APO/FPO addresses allow 4-28 business days for Standard shipping. No expedited shipping. All orders placed with expedited shipping will be cancelled. Over 3, 000, 000 happy customers.
