Excuses, excuses! But, do you need some good ones? Of course you do - everyone does sometimes! And, the wilder and wackier the better. After all, why stick to reality when a wisecrack can make them laugh? Who invented excuses? The Day's First Rude Responses; Classroom Capers, What's Eating You? Teacher Features; Getting Nosy...; What Are You Doing? What Have You Got There? You're Driving Me Crazy; So, next time an adult sees you snacking on sweets and says "Are you eating junk food?", you smile innocently and say "You mean ...
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Excuses, excuses! But, do you need some good ones? Of course you do - everyone does sometimes! And, the wilder and wackier the better. After all, why stick to reality when a wisecrack can make them laugh? Who invented excuses? The Day's First Rude Responses; Classroom Capers, What's Eating You? Teacher Features; Getting Nosy...; What Are You Doing? What Have You Got There? You're Driving Me Crazy; So, next time an adult sees you snacking on sweets and says "Are you eating junk food?", you smile innocently and say "You mean sugar, salt chocolate and crisps aren't the four main food groups?" If someone asks "Is that a birthmark?", you explain "No, it's a barcode, I'm on sale this week for 2.95!" Why bore people with the truth when a clever excuse will showcase your superior brain! Fully illustrated: cartoon animals by Jeff Sinclair make every excuse even funnier.
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Add this copy of It's Not My Fault Because...: the Kids' Book of Excuses to cart. $22.99, good condition, Sold by BookDrop rated 4.0 out of 5 stars, ships from Phoenix, AZ, UNITED STATES, published 2002 by Sterling.
