A Celebrity's Little Instruction Book is a self-help guide to opening superstores, bedding footballers, getting into every launch, lunch and after-show party then languishing in the Priory counting your residuals. Advice includes? Good way to leave a nightclub: with a supermodel in a Limo. Bad way to leave a nightclub: with a can of Tennent's Super in a wheelie bin Essentials for the airport VIP lounge: shades, baby, Louise Vuitton luggage, 24 condoms filled with heroin in stomach Remember: the more hyphens in the ...
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A Celebrity's Little Instruction Book is a self-help guide to opening superstores, bedding footballers, getting into every launch, lunch and after-show party then languishing in the Priory counting your residuals. Advice includes? Good way to leave a nightclub: with a supermodel in a Limo. Bad way to leave a nightclub: with a can of Tennent's Super in a wheelie bin Essentials for the airport VIP lounge: shades, baby, Louise Vuitton luggage, 24 condoms filled with heroin in stomach Remember: the more hyphens in the surname, the lower the IQ Be aware that actual knowledge of the subject you talk about on TV is a hindrance. Real experts are those you leech off to further your career.
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Add this copy of A Celebrity Little Instruction Book to cart. $17.98, fair condition, Sold by Ladylisabooks rated 4.0 out of 5 stars, ships from Chester, , UNITED KINGDOM, published 2001 by Boxtree, Limited.
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Used: Acceptable. Size: 9 x 11 cm; Paperback in good condition. Book Description With programs like Big Brother making instant celebrities out of complete nobodys there has never been a better time write a book about how to be a celebrity. Contents would include acceptable and unacceptable diseases, who to sleep with and who not ot sleep with, how to get into Hello magazine and how to keep out of Goat Fanciers Monthly and how to work out which celebrity category that you fit into.
