The Zen of Farting

by Wan, Reepah Gud; Japikse, Carl [Editor]

Description: Like New. Size: 8x5x0; Unread and unopened! A few years ago, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls, a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was ... Read More

Asshole No More; the Original Self-Help Guide for Recovering Assholes and Their Victims

by Crement, Xavier

Description: Like New. Size: 8x5x0; Volume 1 of the Asshole Conspiracy. Unread and unopened! (Hard to list as 'New' when it's 31 years old). If you can't think of at least 12 people to give this book to, then don't buy it. (Someone else will probably give it to you. ) Until recently, it was almost impossible to find anyone in the healing professions who would take the disease of assholism seriously. Compulsively rude treatment of others was viewed only as a character flaw, not as an addiction over which ... Read More

Assholes Forever (the Asshole Saga, Volume 2)

by Crement, Xavier

Description: Like New. Size: 8x5x0; Unread and unopened! (Hard to list as 'New' when it's 29 years old). Millions of people desperately need to read this book. You may be one of them. In his first book, Asshole No More, Dr. Xavier Crement presented breakthrough evidence that assholism was not just rude behavior but was a contagious disease that could be cured through proper medical treatment. Thousands of people have been helped by Dr. Crements techniques. Now Dr. Crement adds to his brilliant work in ... Read More

The Asshole Conspiracy (the Asshole Conspiracy, Volume 3)

by Crement, Xavier

Description: Like New. Size: 8x5x0; Unread and unopened! (Hard to list as 'New' when it's 27 years old). Shows Copyright of 1994. Our right to a sane, sensible society is being stolen from us, right under our own noses. Can you smell it? It is the...ASSHOLE CONSPIRACY. The good doctor X. Crement continues to wage his battle against the creeping tide of assholism. In this new book, the third in the series, he makes his greatest revelation of all: that the spread of assholism during the last century has been ... Read More

Economic Sodomy: How Modern Frauds Work and How to Protect Yourself

by Santoro, Victor

Description: Like New. Size: 8x5x0; Unread and unopened! (Hard to list as 'New' when it's 27 years old). Whether it's telemarketers jerking your chain, doctors doing surgery on your bank account, or lawyers performing a little modus up-your-end-i, people are getting screwed more than ever before. You need protection. And that's where Victor Santoro comes in. Economic Sodomy is a catalog of modern frauds and cons that will leave you sore! Read about one U.S. city that got reamed so bad they declared it ... Read More