Zachary Adams

Not much is known about Zachary Adams. Every Wednesday for the past five years he's been seen leaving a hair-removal facility in downtown Miami with a large canvas sack, wearing a violet short-sleeved button-down suede shirt and Miami Marlins pajama pants. His famous appearance on CNN as a correspondent reporting day two of the 2011 Indy-Jazz Film Fest was unscheduled. His Twitter feud with a Daniel Day-Lewis impersonator led him to spend a majority of the 90s ostracized in a small Danish...See more

Not much is known about Zachary Adams. Every Wednesday for the past five years he's been seen leaving a hair-removal facility in downtown Miami with a large canvas sack, wearing a violet short-sleeved button-down suede shirt and Miami Marlins pajama pants. His famous appearance on CNN as a correspondent reporting day two of the 2011 Indy-Jazz Film Fest was unscheduled. His Twitter feud with a Daniel Day-Lewis impersonator led him to spend a majority of the 90s ostracized in a small Danish community where he reinvented the potato. He has been publicly criticized for celebrating fifteen days of Christmas, beginning in September. He was on the forefront of the 1972 campaign to boycott all hammerhead shark fundraisers. He's been banned from buying jade in Taiwan. See less