James Schlarmann

Based in Southern California, James Schlarmann is an actor, comedian, musician, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler, and now platypus aficionado. James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." James is a winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You can read more of James' work on the Huffington Post, and every day at politicalgarbagechute...See more

Based in Southern California, James Schlarmann is an actor, comedian, musician, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler, and now platypus aficionado. James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." James is a winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You can read more of James' work on the Huffington Post, and every day at politicalgarbagechute.com, alternativelyfacts.com, pastichepost.com, satiricalfacts.com, alternative-science.com, notreally.news His first comedy single is available now on iTunes, Spotify, and wherever else music is sold. See less