Toothless is a riotous and all-too-candid collection of REAL-LIFE events. Intended as a "bathroom reader," Toothless' thirty-one stories will keep its reader company with a new and amusing account every day for an entire month. The book's honest, comical, and sometimes earthy depictions include a wide range of actual events. From a ferocious sneeze that triggered the bodily function of a stranger in "The Sneeze," to the dog who wouldn't take no for an answer in "The Buddy"; from a man who used fast food as a weapon in ...
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Toothless is a riotous and all-too-candid collection of REAL-LIFE events. Intended as a "bathroom reader," Toothless' thirty-one stories will keep its reader company with a new and amusing account every day for an entire month. The book's honest, comical, and sometimes earthy depictions include a wide range of actual events. From a ferocious sneeze that triggered the bodily function of a stranger in "The Sneeze," to the dog who wouldn't take no for an answer in "The Buddy"; from a man who used fast food as a weapon in "The Bacon Cheeseburger," to an insect who watched the author pulverize his own crotch in "The Fly"; and from a moving tribute to a trusted friend in "The Belt," to a childhood that was transformed by an act of dental malpractice in "The Toothless," you'll agree, "You can't make this shit up!" The vivid and descriptive storytelling will make you feel you've witnessed each episode firsthand. Toothless delivers the laughs, and you'll rush to share them! So have a seat, hit the fan, and pick a chapter. It'll be quick!
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