This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1900 Excerpt: ...tha's made a foine hole i' mi pocket, aw deawt. T'other day aw turned eawt to admire thi performance, Tntendin' to write a few lines i' thi praise; But tha quenched every spark o' poetical fervour, When tha wet mi best clooas, an' spat i' mi face. One loikes to be friendly an' gradely wi' strangers, When they come ...
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This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1900 Excerpt: ...tha's made a foine hole i' mi pocket, aw deawt. T'other day aw turned eawt to admire thi performance, Tntendin' to write a few lines i' thi praise; But tha quenched every spark o' poetical fervour, When tha wet mi best clooas, an' spat i' mi face. One loikes to be friendly an' gradely wi' strangers, When they come deawn to spend a few days wi' us here; But iv this is thy way o' returnin' a kindness, Tha'Il have but few friends deawn at Blackpool, aw fear. Before tha goes back aw've a job 'at wants doin'--It'll keep thi fro' mischief--at least for a day; Ther's a cart-looad o' shingle tha's thrown on my doorstep, Aw'll thank thee to set to an' shift it away. Aw've cleared it off twice, but tha's bin here i'th' neet toime (For tha conno for shame do thi tricks before men), An' when th' lamps have bin eawt, an' tha thowt nob'dy'd see thi, Tha browt a great lot o' this rubbish ogen. Aw'm fond o' that song " Sweep abeawt yo'r own doorsteps," An' aw've often ta'en th' brush eawt to sweep abeawt mine; An' aw'm still very willin' to side mi own rubbish, But aw connot just say 'at aw loike shiftin' thine. Ther's nob'dy i' Blackpool mich fonder nor I am Of seein' a regular stunnin' good storm; An' tha's certainly gan us some grand entertainments; Still tha costs us a deol when tha comes to perform. When a thing's really good we're quite willin' to pay for't, But tha knows me an't' neighbours are never so rich; We should like thy excitin' performances better, Iv it wurno for one thing, tha charges to' mich. Tha'rt clever, no deawt, an' a mony 'at's heard thi Have bin, loike misel, fairly melted to tears; But look what a whoile tha's bin howdin' thi concerts! Tha's bin practisin' thy songs for theawsands o' years! Tha'rt a very good sarvant, but shockin' bad ...
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