If you've ever been tongue-tied with your glass poised in mid-air, waiting for an inspirational burst of eloquence, here's the reference for you. Whether for a wedding or work party, retirement or anniversary, or even if you just want a witty toast to pull out at a casual dinner, you'll find them all here. Try these: Present a thick-skinned speaker with this wisecrack, Here's a speaker who needs no introduction. Believe me, we've tried several and they don't help. Or, if the tables are turned, counter with this jibe, I've ...
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If you've ever been tongue-tied with your glass poised in mid-air, waiting for an inspirational burst of eloquence, here's the reference for you. Whether for a wedding or work party, retirement or anniversary, or even if you just want a witty toast to pull out at a casual dinner, you'll find them all here. Try these: Present a thick-skinned speaker with this wisecrack, Here's a speaker who needs no introduction. Believe me, we've tried several and they don't help. Or, if the tables are turned, counter with this jibe, I've never heard an introduction like that before. And if my lawyer is worth his salt, I'll never receive one like that again. If you're stepping up to the mike after a glowing prelude, you could start with something like, That was a wonderful introduction. Now even I can't wait to hear what I say. Greet an absent-minded man of the evening with some good-natured ribbing, Someone asked our guest of honor to pass the salt and pepper. He said, Here's the pepper. Now what was that first thing you asked for? If a retiree is a renowned travel bug, bid him adieu with this quip, You can tell from looking at our guest of honor that he's a traveling man. He must be. Practically everyone he meets tells him where to go. With hundreds of roasts and toasts for dozens of different occasions and personality types, you'll never be left speechless again!
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Add this copy of Roasts and Toasts: Snappy One-Liners for Every Occasion to cart. $2.87, very good condition, Sold by ThriftBooks-Reno rated 5.0 out of 5 stars, ships from Reno, NV, UNITED STATES, published 1997 by Sterling Publishing (NY).
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Illustrated By Myron Miller. Very Good+ Ex-Library. 8vo-over 7¾"-9¾" tall. Call numbers on small label on spine which is covered with clear protective tape, library name stamp on bottom outside page edges and on title page, bar code on rear cover, cover edges lightly rubbed. "Snappy One-Liners for Every Occasion" 96 pages.
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Very Good. Very Good condition. A copy that may have a few cosmetic defects. May also contain light spine creasing or a few markings such as an owner's name, short gifter's inscription or light stamp.
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Good. Good condition. A copy that has been read but remains intact. May contain markings such as bookplates, stamps, limited notes and highlighting, or a few light stains.
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Good. Light edge and corner wear. Light creases to cover. Pages still clean and tight. All orders shipped with tracking number and e-mail confirmation. All Orders Shipped With Tracking And Delivery Confirmation Numbers.
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Very Good. GREAT BOOK! MILD WEAR & CLEAR TAPE ON EDGES OF COVER. LIGHTLY AGED PAGES, A FEW LIBRARY STAMPS, NO MARKINGS IN TEXT. Description: If you've ever been tongue-tied with your glass poised in mid-air, waiting for an inspirational burst of eloquence, here's the reference for you. Whether for a wedding or work party, retirement or anniversary, or even if you just want a witty toast to pull out at a casual dinner, you'll find them all here. Try these: Present a thick-skinned speaker with this wisecrack, Here's a speaker who needs no introduction. Believe me, we've tried several and they don't help"". Or, if the tables are turned, counter with this jibe, ""I've never heard an introduction like that before. And if my lawyer is worth his salt, I'll never receive one like that again"". If you're stepping up to the mike after a glowing prelude, you could start with something like, ""That was a wonderful introduction. Now even I can't wait to hear what I say"". Greet an absent-minded man of the evening with some good-natured ribbing, ""Someone asked our guest of honor to pass the salt and pepper. He said, ""Here's the pepper. Now what was that first thing you asked for? "" If a retiree is a renowned travel bug, bid him adieu with this quip, ""You can tell from looking at our guest of honor that he's a traveling man. He must be. Practically everyone he meets tells him where to go"". With hundreds of roasts and toasts for dozens of different occasions and personality types, you'll never be left speechless again! Includes index.""
Add this copy of Roasts & Toasts: Snappy One-Liners for Every Occasion to cart. $30.21, good condition, Sold by Bonita rated 4.0 out of 5 stars, ships from Newport Coast, CA, UNITED STATES, published 1997 by Sterling Pub Co Inc.
