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Not Exactly What I Had in Mind

by Roy Blount, Jr.

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A hilarious new collection of wry and wise humor pieces from the author of One Fell Soup and What Men Don't Tell Women. Read More

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	This is a digital edition of this title. Buy eBook Lifetime Access: $11.99 Title: Not Exactly What I Had in Mind by Roy Blount Publisher: Independent Publishers Group (Chicago Review Press) Print ISBN: 9781480457744, 1480457744 eText ISBN: 9781480457799 Format: EPUB eBook	$11.99 This is a digital eBook Nothing will be shipped to you Works with web browsers and the VitalSource app on all Windows, Mac, Chromebook, Kindle Fire, iOS, and Android devices Most eBooks are returnable within 14 days of purchase Questions? See our eBook FAQ