Not in My Basement You Don't
TITLE: Millennium Crisis
GENRE: SciFi far future interplanetary
CAST: Clare Stevenson, Ato Essandoh, Olja Hrustic and Ted Raimi
PLOT:The story of warring species without a single battle scene. This war is being waged behind the scenes by vampires versus terrans. Only there is a third species involved of which the lead character is descendant. There is a lot of talk about all the high tech things they have but we never see them. In the Extra bits, we learn that it was done with minimal expense and minimal crew and sorrowfully we learn minimal dialog. It flows from one breathtakingly beautiful piece of
color art to the next. You just go along for the ride because it's pretty. The significance of the title is not evident in the plot.
RETURN ON INVESTMENT: 4 of 10 If they hadn't filmed half the movie in some guy's basement using plastic drop cloths as walls...
DVD BONUS: Some female torso nudity during a sword fight (100,000 yrs
from now and swords are still in use?)