Track Listing

1. Heckler Strangles Mates Knob in an Anal Noose
2. Rude Compares His Willy to Windsock at Airport Hanging Limply in Breeze
3. Doctor Gaffers a Tiny Camera to His Own Appendage for Patient's Rectal
4. Heckler Has a Tattoo of an Anus on His Fist
5. Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation of Genitals

1. Heckler Strangles Mates Knob in an Anal Noose
2. Rude Compares His Willy to Windsock at Airport Hanging Limply in Breeze
3. Doctor Gaffers a Tiny Camera to His Own Appendage for Patient's Rectal
4. Heckler Has a Tattoo of an Anus on His Fist
5. Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation of Genitals
6. The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked, Is So Cleaners Can't Get In
7. Heckler Gets Outsmarted by His Own Girlfriend
8. Ex-Wife Tries to Push Rude off Echo Point and Stab Him with a Star Peg
9. Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk
10. Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes the Growl on a Heckler's M
11. Dog Rejects Heckler at Buck's Night
12. Rude Claims That Women Make Him Feel Like a Furry Little Fruit Bat
13. Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls
14. Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver and Harry Muff Create Law Firm Cal
15. Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop in Kurri Kurri
16. Homeless Bloke Takes a Dump in Open Police Crusier Window
17. Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle in Peter Allen'
18. Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polished Toe of Cowboy Boot on the Ring Area of Fo
19. Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob in Shaving Accident
20. Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats out of Dolphin's Foreheads
21. Rude Suggests That Elton Owns a Store Window Mannequin's Fist on a Stic
22. Rude Claims Safest Place in Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool, 'C
23. Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should "Do" Rude's Audience
24. Rude Claims Lady's Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas
25. Rude Claims That Lady's Vaginas Are Like a Pirate's Treasure Chest
26. Bull Rider Can't Last Eight Seconds on Lady's Bucking Arse
27. Hecklers Only Yell out When Rude Has a Mouth Full of Piss
28. Heckler Tattoos Anus on Fist So He Can Have a Pull with an Anus
29. On a Scale of One to Ten, Cockabillity Versus Cuntability
30. Old Property Developer Files Parrot Through Public Wind Farm
31. Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Heckler Cousin