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For Those About to Shop, We Salute You - Parry Gripp
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  1. Great Nachos, Great Price
  2. Say Hello to Your Band New Favorite Pizza
  3. One Donut a Day
  4. Fried Chiken
  5. Bran Flakes
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  1. Great Nachos, Great Price
  2. Say Hello to Your Band New Favorite Pizza
  3. One Donut a Day
  4. Fried Chiken
  5. Bran Flakes
  6. We're Gonna Kick Your Ass Today
  7. Time for Tennis
  8. European Football
  9. Baseball Is Fun
  10. Golf
  11. Golf Is Groovy
  12. Muffler Shop
  13. At the Bar
  14. London's Calling
  15. Health Food Store
  16. Pita City Falafel
  17. Truck Drivin' Man
  18. Big Mamma-Jamma
  19. This Is One Hell of a Truck
  20. Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life
  21. Nice Motherf@#*&G Truck
  22. More Blades = Better Shave
  23. You've Got to Have Faith (In Your Anti-Perspirant)
  24. That Aint Fresh
  25. Mouthwash
  26. Coffee Breath
  27. Do You Like Waffles?
  28. Waffles Are Outrageous
  29. Dippin'
  30. Got to Dip It!
  31. Everyone's Dipping
  32. Beer in a Can
  33. You Need a Beer
  34. You're My One, You're My Only, You're My Beer
  35. Drinkin' a Beer with My Lady
  36. Light Beer
  37. It's the Greatest Deal
  38. Don't Wait Too Long
  39. Blue Light Special
  40. This Sale Is Going to Blow Your Mind
  41. Big Sale
  42. Mucho Cafeino, Pico Dinero
  43. Drinkin' Time!
  44. You Aint Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here
  45. She Likes Yoo-Hoo (More Than She Likes Me-Hoo)
  46. Leprechaun's Holiday
  47. Life's Too Short
  48. Why Do I Always Get in the Wrong Line at The
  49. You Can't Sleep
  50. You Need Our Cold Medicine
  51. Hooray for Santa Claus
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In less than 35 minutes, nerdy ex-Nerf Herder frontman Parry Gripp slings out 51 tracks -- all under a minute, some less than 30 seconds long -- inspired initially by an offer to write a jingle for a new brand of frozen waffles. Those five ditties are bolstered by 46 other "commercials" that, if the Volume 1 subtitle of For Those About to Shop, We Salute You is to believed, is just the first installment. As evidenced by his three Nerf Herder albums and the jokey AC/DC-referenced title of this one, Gripp has a witty, often ...

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For Those About to Shop, We Salute You 2005, Oglio Records

UPC: 790058913628

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