Buy a large jar of pickles. Eat one pickle every night, until the jar is empty. Dump the remaining pickle juice down the drain and wash the jar. Use it as a piggy bank. Deposit change until it's full. Take that change to the nearest bank and exchange it all for cash. Take that cash to the nearest pawn shop and buy a gun. A collection of poetry, prose, rants, and ravings, Burn Your House For Warmth features snippets of horror, comedy, and observations on life and the human condition.
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Buy a large jar of pickles. Eat one pickle every night, until the jar is empty. Dump the remaining pickle juice down the drain and wash the jar. Use it as a piggy bank. Deposit change until it's full. Take that change to the nearest bank and exchange it all for cash. Take that cash to the nearest pawn shop and buy a gun. A collection of poetry, prose, rants, and ravings, Burn Your House For Warmth features snippets of horror, comedy, and observations on life and the human condition.
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Add this copy of Burn Your House For Warmth to cart. $5.64, new condition, Sold by Ingram Customer Returns Center rated 5.0 out of 5 stars, ships from NV, USA, published 2018 by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform.
Add this copy of Burn Your House for Warmth to cart. $23.02, good condition, Sold by Bonita rated 4.0 out of 5 stars, ships from Newport Coast, CA, UNITED STATES, published 2018 by CreateSpace Independent Publis.
