This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1865 Excerpt: ...bed confidinly agin his weskit, "dost know I sumtimes think thou istest of noble birth?" "No!" said he, wildly ketchin hold of hisself. "You don't say so!" "Indeed do I! Your dead grandfather's sperril comest to me the tother night." "Oh no, T guess it's a mistake," sed Moses. "I'11 bet two dollars and a quarter he did ...
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This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1865 Excerpt: ...bed confidinly agin his weskit, "dost know I sumtimes think thou istest of noble birth?" "No!" said he, wildly ketchin hold of hisself. "You don't say so!" "Indeed do I! Your dead grandfather's sperril comest to me the tother night." "Oh no, T guess it's a mistake," sed Moses. "I'11 bet two dollars and a quarter he did!" replied Elizy. "He said, 'Moses is a Disguised Juke!'" 'You mean Duke," said Moses. "Dost not the actors all call it Juke!" said she. That settled the matter. "I hav thought of this thing afore, ' said Moses, abstractedly. "If it is so, then thus it must be! 2 B or not 2 B! Which? Sow, sow! But enuff. 0 life! life!--you're too many for me!" He tore out some of his pretty yeller hair, stampt on the floor sevril times, and was gone. CHAPTER m.--The Pirut Foued. Sixteen long and weary years has elapst since the seens narrated in the last chapter took place. A noble ship, the Sary Jane, is a sailin from France to Ameriky via the Wabash Canal. A pirut ship is in hot pursoot of the Sary. The pirut capting isn't a man of much principle and intends to kill all the people on bored the Sary and confiscate the wallerbles. The capting of the S. J. is on the pint of givin in, when a fine lookin feller in russet boots and a buffalo overcoat rushes forored and obsarves: "Old man! go down stairs! Retire to the starbud bulk-hed! I'll take charge of this Rote!" "Owdashus cuss!" yelled the capting, "away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!" "Skurcely," obsarved the stranger, and he drew a diamond-lilted fish-knife and cutorf the capting'a hed. He expired shortly, his last words bein, "we are governed too much.&qu...
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